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My friend Karen sent an email with a whole slew of these things. The following collection were the funniest to me, so I decided to pass along a good laugh. Enjoy.

CRIME SCENES

Oooooooooooh. It's a quarter. I see now.

I make the same mistake ALL THE TIME.

Boy, were their faces red.

At first I hoped this Mr. Beto lost his job as Senior VP of investments. But then I realized that what I really hope is that the person who submitted this "question of general interest" received a blunt smack on the back of the head.


NEWS

Why you should never rely on statistics.

Come on, doesn't this paper have an editor?

FOR SALE

Why would an individual have a wide selection of brands and designs of toilet paper to begin with?

Will file this one away in case I meet anyone named Grady, and then he dies. I do love the implication that an interested buyer would not have to be named Grady.

You never know when a collection of old people will come in handy. I'd be really disappointed if it was just a stack of magazines.

An impossible contradiction.

Just wanted you to know.